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'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Help me, help me!'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

The Great Hunter

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.