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"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

Quick-To-Criticize Sand

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jungle Stores.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'