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"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

"They say if you survive the first year, the rest is easy."

'I need someone inside the financial jungle.'

'Could I borrow your lawnmower?'

Rush Hour In The Jungle.

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Wooded area signs

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."