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The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'Outside with that!'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Getting Rid of the Cure

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Cat being licked by plant.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

"Looks like beach weather."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

'No! I don't know why they call it quicksand when it takes so long to kill you. Now shut up and help me think of a way to get out of here.'

Bonsai Loggers

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."