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"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Outside with that!'

Rowing machine on a river.

Books 'n' Carrots

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Oh shut up."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Looks like beach weather."

"Are we there yet?"

Pick a direction.

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

Swerving and arguning lane

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."