Indoor Navigators Gifts

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Outside with that!'

Rowing machine on a river.

Books 'n' Carrots

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Oh shut up."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Are we there yet?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Looks like beach weather."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'Neither MapQuest or Google Earth could give me directions to happiness.'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

Swerving and arguning lane

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."