Indoor Jungle Navigator Gifts

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Outside with that!'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Rowing machine on a river.

Cat being licked by plant.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"Looks like beach weather."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

Bonsai Loggers

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

Highway project