Indoor Jungle Adventurer Gifts

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

Tree has taken root in the house.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Too much monkey business...

Moving in

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Carbon Dating

Jungle

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"