Indoor Adventurer Gifts

Please excuse him, he's intent.

The Secretary of the Interior noted that American children spend a daily average of only four minutes outside.

'I'll take you for a row on the river Mother, when the weather's better!'

Indoor jumping.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"What d'you say we visit some new websites this weekend?"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

Indoor Yo-yo.

'I hate rainy days!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Mom! It's snowing out! Can I go online and order a styrofoam snowman?"

Working from Home

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Gamers

"Has summer finished yet?"

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"And the weather's looking glorious out there today - too bad if you're under home quarantine."

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

NATURE WALK

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"We're no longer standing in the wind, Roger."

"Wow! That was a classic nor'easter."

"As long as they're giving me the option, I'm going to keep on camping from home."

"You were right. He loves it."

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

Couch Surfing

'You set up your pool in the kitchen? . . . How are you going to empty it?!'

"It's almost EXACTLY like being outdoors."

Mushrooms.