Indoor Explorer Gifts

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

'Outside with that!'

'John decided to turn this room into a library but why I'll never know.'

Indoor Picnic.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Looks like beach weather."

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Moving in

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Rowing machine on a river.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Cat being licked by plant.

Clock Face Golf Set

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Motorway of the Self

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."