Indoor Jungle Enthusiasts Gifts

The Fireside Jungle: See that your pets are well protected before using chemical sprays.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Leopards do change their spots

Cat being licked by plant.

Clock Face Golf Set

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Reality Bites

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'