Indoor Jungle Growers Gifts

Home office

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Spider's Web Trampoline

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

House plants

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

urban agriculture

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Cat being licked by plant.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Hydroponic Gardening

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

"So I can eat better here at work."

Millicent was convinced her indoor plants benefited from the gardening programmes.

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

The not-so-living wall

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.