Indoor Growing Gifts

Hydroponic Gardening

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Cat gets a hole in one

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

House plants

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

The Insiders

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.