Indoor Garden Enthusiast Gifts

Millicent was convinced her indoor plants benefited from the gardening programmes.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Man using to much bug spray

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Bee flying to another flower.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

James decided to stay in that night.

Ecology

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

House plants

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."