Indoor Garden Wizard Gifts

Hydroponic Gardening

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

Rose Garden

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'That plant food really works!'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

House plants

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

In the houseplant cemetery.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Spring/Summer/Winter

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

"So I can eat better here at work."

Millicent was convinced her indoor plants benefited from the gardening programmes.

The not-so-living wall

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

Leaf rake - wider than space

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"