Indoor Garden Wizard Pillows

Hydroponic Gardening

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

Rose Garden

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'That plant food really works!'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

House plants

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Spring/Summer/Winter

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Millicent was convinced her indoor plants benefited from the gardening programmes.

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

The not-so-living wall

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

Leaf rake - wider than space