Indoor Garden Aficionado Gifts

'Honey, you got the wrong kind of air plant.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Man using to much bug spray

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

James decided to stay in that night.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."