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'Honey, you got the wrong kind of air plant.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

Garden Goddess.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Bee flying to another flower.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Lawnmower

Et in Arcadia Ego

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

James decided to stay in that night.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."