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"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Man using to much bug spray

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Bee flying to another flower.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The Fall of Gnome

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lawnmower

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

James decided to stay in that night.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Ecology

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"