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"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

Garden Goddess.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

Lawnmower

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

James decided to stay in that night.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."