Indoor Gardening T-Shirts

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

"So I can eat better here at work."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

STRIP *Bliss* # 4 Introducing plants to the house

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Millicent was convinced her indoor plants benefited from the gardening programmes.

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'Couldn't you do that outside?'

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

"We have to keep it very hot in here - it's for the houseplant."

Chia carpeting.

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"I'd best turn it round off the window."

If you begin to overwater this plant, the flowers bloom and act like little umbrellas.

House plants

A bonsai plant is shown imagining what it would like to grow into a massive tree.

Man using to much bug spray

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

The Fireside Jungle: Make sure each plant is suitable for the place where it is kept.

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

House plants.

"Maybe I'm overwatering."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Giraffe Snacks

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"