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"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

The Fall of Gnome

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

House plants

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Neurotics in the tropics

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Hydroponic Gardening

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

The not-so-living wall

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'