Interior Greenery Aficionado Prints

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

The Fall of Gnome

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

House plants

Neurotics in the tropics

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Hydroponic Gardening

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"So I can eat better here at work."

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Topiary: helping nature look her best

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!