Indoor Plant Lover Gifts

Chia carpeting.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Man using to much bug spray

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Thanks

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.