Indoor Plant Lover Mugs

Chia carpeting.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Man using to much bug spray

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

'That plant food really works!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Thanks

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A Venus cow trap.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'