Indoor Gardener Gifts

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"Shape up by Friday or your out."

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

STRIP *Bliss* # 4 Introducing plants to the house

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

House plants

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

'Uh, Liz. That plant isn't getting any faker.'

'I warned you about buying bonsai on the net.'

Bonsai Trees

Lazy Gardeners

"You overwatered the plant, again."

The not-so-living wall

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

In the houseplant cemetery.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Paving over the window-box

Hydroponic Gardening

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

"So I can eat better here at work."

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"