Indoor Botanist Gifts

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

Designated Smoking Area - Please do not tap on glass

Wildlife

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

Man using to much bug spray

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Botany Baby!

Painting taking root...

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"Get out of my face!"

The Garden

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Mad about Roses!

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'That plant food really works!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Medicinal plants

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.