Bedroom Botanist Gifts

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Wildlife

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Painting taking root...

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Botany Baby!

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Mad about Roses!

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Garden

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Get out of my face!"

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

Medicinal plants

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

The Velvet Mesquite

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"