Bedtime Botanist Gifts

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

"Well did he?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"You must have a green thumb."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Think about the honey."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Father nursing his sick child

Gardening new year's plans

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

Gardener

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"We're out of bags."

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Why yes, business is blooming."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'