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"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Rose Garden

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Well did he?"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Think about the honey."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Father nursing his sick child

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

Gardening new year's plans

Gardener

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"We're out of bags."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."