Indoor Jungle Dweller Gifts

Bonsai Loggers

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Cat being licked by plant.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Gamers

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'I hate rainy days!'

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

Mushrooms.

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."