Jungle Navigator Gifts

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

"They say if you survive the first year, the rest is easy."

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

'No! I don't know why they call it quicksand when it takes so long to kill you. Now shut up and help me think of a way to get out of here.'

'I need someone inside the financial jungle.'

'Could I borrow your lawnmower?'

Rush Hour In The Jungle.

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Wooded area signs

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"