Urban Jungle Navigator Gifts

Highway project

"We can't go by car...I'll lose my parking space."

Clean streets

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Miniature cricket pitch.

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Wifi in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Draw your own path."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I have no thumbs."

"Hugh fans!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'