Urban Jungle Adventurer Gifts

"In New York, we wouldn't call this quick."

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Danger Slow Sand.

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Too much monkey business...

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

New York Netherworld

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.