Urban Jungle Enthusiast Gifts

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

My tiny garden.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Sold his air rights."

"Tarzan no want computer."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

Manhattan Woods

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

Immigrating to the City

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

Reality Bites