Map Navigators Gifts

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Day one, post grad

The Corporate Rat.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Books 'n' Carrots

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Oh shut up."

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Cars.

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Road Construction.

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Pick a direction.