Distance Navigators Gifts

"I'm going to have to stop seeing you, Maggie, until I can afford a car."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Fast Lane.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Books 'n' Carrots

Number Phobia.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Oh shut up."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Tourists and GPS

Pick a direction.

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

Swerving and arguning lane

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

'Don't get involved.'

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.