Distance Navigators Gifts

"I'm going to have to stop seeing you, Maggie, until I can afford a car."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Life of Pi

The Fast Lane.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Books 'n' Carrots

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Number Phobia.

"Oh shut up."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

Tourists and GPS

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

'Neither MapQuest or Google Earth could give me directions to happiness.'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

Swerving and arguning lane

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.