Number Navigators Gifts

'No wonder I'm failing Math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I called the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Life of Pi

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"This translation app isn't working."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Honey! We're home!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Set sail

"You are here"