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'I'm looking for a plant that's deaf. I don't have time to talk to it.'

House plants.

The Fireside Jungle: Over watering is a main cause of plant failure.

The Fireside Jungle: Make sure each plant is suitable for the place where it is kept.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Jungle Stores.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."