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'Don't know what they're looking for but one day it's too hot her, then the water rises, then the air smells funny...'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Jungle Stores.

A Preschool of Fish

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

'Ready Mum?'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."