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Danger Quicksand.

Intrepid Explorer Fail

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

Discovering the Sprinkler of Youth.

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Could you throw me the truck keys?'

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

Explorers come across big screen TV and fridge in jungle.

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

Jungle Man grows older.

The natives are restless.

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Sausages.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.