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Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

"If there's one thing I learned out here, it's that rare, tropical diseases aren't so rare."

'Hi We're your neighbours from Tree Tops'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Jungle Stores.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

A man rakes a tree

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."