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"If there's one thing I learned out here, it's that rare, tropical diseases aren't so rare."

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

A man rakes a tree

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Jungle Stores.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'