'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'
Urban Jungle Dweller T-Shirts
Celebrate city life with apparel that captures the untamed energy of the urban jungle. Our t-shirts are fun, stylish, and perfect for showing off your wild side in the city landscape.
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
Wifi in Hell
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
No Immediate Danger
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
Packed like sardines
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
Is Driving Doomed?
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
Urban Jungle Dweller T-Shirts Collection
Urban Jungle Dweller Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the urban jungle dweller—perfect for brightening up morning routines with a wild twist.
Urban Jungle Dweller Pillows
Bring greenery and city flair into your home with pillows inspired by the untamed charm of urban life.
Urban Jungle Dweller Prints
Decorate your walls with bold prints that celebrate the lively, wild spirit of the city—the perfect complement for any urban jungle enthusiast.