Urban Jungle Jogger T-Shirts

A man running on a treadmill covered in trash and broken needles

City Marathon.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Sold his air rights."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Manhattan Woods

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

Seated Elephant

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Giraffe Car.

'Spare haunch?'

Finish line.

Highway project

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

'So where are they? We've been here for hours and not one damned zebra!'

Miniature cricket pitch.

My tiny garden.

Breakdown service

City Marathon.

Running statue.