Urban Jungle Jogger Mugs

A man running on a treadmill covered in trash and broken needles

City Marathon.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Sold his air rights."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Manhattan Woods

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Seated Elephant

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

'Spare haunch?'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Giraffe Car.

Finish line.

Highway project

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

Breakdown service

City Marathon.

'So where are they? We've been here for hours and not one damned zebra!'

Running statue.

My tiny garden.

Miniature cricket pitch.

'A man from the council's here about our roof garden...'