Jungle Joggers Mugs

"Check this out: my fitness app shows clearly when I was chased by a lion on Tuesday..."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Running

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Jogging...

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Treadmillstone

Spider's Web Trampoline

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Teddy jogging

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

The Human Ape.

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.