Jungle Jugglers Mugs

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Children's Parties

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'Ready Mum?'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Medieval headlines.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"Honey! We're home!"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"It must be still charging."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Seated Elephant

Modern animal communication

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

"1-800 Herd of Elephants."

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

Banana Arcade Game

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'