Jungle Jugglers Mugs

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"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Ready Mum?'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Medieval headlines.

"Honey! We're home!"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"It must be still charging."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Seated Elephant

Modern animal communication

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

"1-800 Herd of Elephants."

Banana Arcade Game

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

'It IS the first time most of them have asked us to 'accidentally' leave all their personal details attached to their feedback!'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

Chiropractor

'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'