Urban Jogger T-Shirts

City Marathon.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Eat my dust!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Canada Goose Jackets

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

'Hey, wait for me!'

Jogging Bottoms

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Don't believe in labels."