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"What town are we in??"

Pantomime Horse

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Hitchhikers

'Sure it's a nuisance to run home for every meal, but it's either that or the Chinese-restaurant syndrome.'

Street Maze.

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

'Hello. I'm looking for G Street.'

"We'll have to find Ted a different lampost."

Sign reading 'If you see something spontaneous - make the most of it...'.

"Yes but I had one before they were trendy."

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

Welcome to New York, 'the whole enchilada', formerly 'the big apple'.

"Ok,- 'Life', 'Love', 'The city in spring', - what else do you find intoxicating?''

Coming soon, wet paint.

Three thugs with 'spat nav'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Hot Dog Stand.

"What in the world is that?"

"Let me let you go so I can go."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Autumn in New York'

30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"