Urban Traveller T-Shirts

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Fast Lane.

"I have no thumbs."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Hugh fans!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Hoodie Hang-out