Urban Traveller Gifts

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Dog Walking Services

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wifi in Hell

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Draw your own path."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Hoodie Hang-out